Perhaps Barney Next

   
       “I hate you                                     
            You hate me
            We’ll fight until
            The end of thee…”
    
     Ah, children’s shows. What a great teaching tool they are. And Hamas is pulling out all the stops in an effort to indoctrinate their little kiddie-poos to kill as many of us as they can. It’s just so cute, isn’t it?
    
     I’m very anxious to see who on the left will be the first in line to defend this sort of thing, especially since it was a bunch of leftists that said Bugs Bunny was too violent for our kids to watch.
 
    
     His name is Farfour, but he speaks with a high falsetto voice and sure as hell looks an awful lot like Mickey Mouse, doesn’t he? I can just hear his fun and exciting episodes each week:
    
     “So remember boys and gi…wait, NO girls! So remember boys, join the Farfour Mouse Club today and along with your mouse ears, you’ll also receive a dull, rusty scimitar. Great for lopping off the heads of the infidels! Join today!”  Moms and Dads looking in on their little cherubs from the kitchen, smiling. Poignant when you think about it.
    
     We have examples of schools in Great Britain omitting historical facts simply because they “offend” the muslim children. Who is to say that right here in America, muslim parents aren’t teaching their children that the Holocaust is a lie? And how long will it be before schools begin altering curricula to suit their “sensibilities”? Fred Thompson is right, we have no right to stop them from believing what they choose, but we certainly have every right and responsibility to teach history as it was, not to accomodate what makes a particular group uncomfortable. As they say, the truth hurts.
    
     With cable companies going out of their way to provide programming in various languages to make immigrants who refuse to adapt to American society, (a subject unto itself), isn’t it entirely possible that muslims will be clamoring for their own heinous versions of programming? I can see it now…blood flavored Bazooka bubble gum with jihad cartoons starring a young Bazooka Ahmed with a patch over his eye. Swell.
    
     Yeah yeah, I know. I’ll get slammed by “well-meaning” libs who will demand to know why I’m so biased and hateful. But to be perfectly honest, I’m worried about future generations of Jihadists, and I hate dying.
  
     Especially at the hands of a fictitious character.
-Woody

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